Gridiron Members Club
General Managers
Southern Conference
Nick Formica
GM of Shinny's Hammercock
Nick is a two-time champ and dragon fucker of cars. He prefers corvettes. God damn they are sexy.
Joseph Stephenson
GM of Immaculate Collection
Stivs has one GMC title and is known for immaculate performance on the gridiron as a contender and in the chatter of doom as the hall monitor.
Michael "ER" Hess
GM of The Thugs
Michael “ER” Hess is a one-time GMC champion. ER is best known for his memes and nugs. He is the only GMC manager never to live in Johnstown
Evan Bennear
GM of The Cambria County Ironmen
Evan Bennear the the general manager of a storied franchise. He has had his ups and downs, but is recently on a down swing as he is this year’s BAG BOY!
Ray Chessa
GM of The Fuckoff Jagoffs
Ray Chessa is also known as The Architect in the GMC. He enjoys malt liquor and hot pockets.
UNKONWN
GM of ???
Will this GM be the next champ? Next bag wearer? Or something in between?
Northern Conference
Kyle Harnish
GM of Pungence Busters
Kyle Harnish is the reigning GMC champion. The Pungence Busters have one stanky snatch.
Brian Corrigan
GM of Le Villians
Brian is The Commish and is the GM of a respected organization. He is known for unorthodox strategies and general deuchbaggery.
Jordan Demarco
GM of ilToro Italiano
Jordan is the VP. He seems straight edge and honest, but don’t turn your back… He’s sneeeeeeeaaky.
Ian Miscoe
GM of The Rape Ducks
Ian Miscoe is the CEO of the GMC. He is the author of the by-laws and perennial selector of some bum who is going to get hurt.
Cory Adams
GM of Morning Wood
Cory Adams, AKA “Pita Bread”, is the GMC’s representative in the local PD. He also has a small crooked penis.
Kyle Patton
GM of The Poondocks Saints
KP is the DOS in the GMC. He is the enforcer of the fines and current owner of the spine.
