The Fabled Quarterfinals are here, ladies and gentlemen. Currently, six GMs have hit a peak GMC depression state knowing they no longer have anything to…
General Manager: Dave Young, Reigning Champion– Team Name(s): Dave’s Dandy Team, PC Principal– Round 1 Draft Picks: Jeremy Hill, Dalvin Cook, and Davante Adams– Career…
General Manager: Kyle Patton, Director of Security/Standards– Team Name(s): RatsRustyMuffler, The Poondock Saints– Round 1 Draft Picks: Aaron Rodgers, DeAndre Hopkins, Christian McCaffrey, Nick Chubb,…
General Manager: Kyle Harnish, One-Time Champion & One-Time Bag Wearer– Team Name(s): Pungence Busters– Round 1 Draft Picks: Rob Gronkowski, Todd Gurley II, Alvin Kamara,…
General Manager: Ray Chessa, The Architect– Team Name(s): FuckOff Jagoffs, The FuckOff Jagoffs– Round 1 Draft Picks: Lamar Miller, Melvin Gordon III, Ezekiel Elliott, Kenyan…
General Manager: Cory Adams, The Last of the Original 8– Team Name(s): Morning Wood– Round 1 Draft Picks: Jamaal Charles, Julio Jones, Jay Ajayi, Odell…
General Manager: Evan Bennear, One-Time Bag Boy– Team Name(s): LE’VEONmyHEYWARD Son, TheCambriaIronMen– Round 1 Draft Picks: Antonio Brown, David Johnson (twice), Julio Jones, Alvin Kamara,…
General Manager: Mike Hess, One-Time Champ– Team Name(s): HOLD MY DIIIIIIICK, Basic Thuganomics, WHERdFOOKisMY2ndBELT, INTERMED THUGANOMICS, Notorious Thugs– Round 1 Draft Picks: Marshawn Lynch, Ezekiel…
General Manager: Nick Formica, Two-Time Champ– Team Name(s): Shinny’s Hammer Cock– Round 1 Draft Picks: Le’Veon Bell (twice), A.J. Green, Ezekiel Elliott, DeAndre Hopkins, Joe…
As I was concluding the compilation of these stats from the past seven seasons, I thought to myself, this truly could be a 30 for…